*Dis*connected*

Oh geez

Oh geez! Winter has been a kicker, hah? Bob & I thought we had the plague for a minute whatwithall the coughing up of hairballs the size of that Christina Aguilera’s ego and nose drips and that week when I couldn’t move my head. But I’m starting to perk up a little, eyes are only watering with tears of joy and I’m getting caught up on all my soaps again!

The phone has been off the hook for a few weeks but I’ll be taking calls soon, loveyouallwanttobefriendsandmakesureyou’rewearingajacket!

Sandy

Episode 9: Minnie

Tweeter me with Birds! @DisconnectSandy

Even Santa likes his cookies dipped in flavored vodka

Episode 8: Karen

Episode 7: Brenda

New episodes comin’ soon, okay? Have a good day at church, love you!

Ring Ring...

Phyllis: Yeah!?! Who calls on Thanksgiving?

Sandy: Oh, Hi Phyll, um I think, well, family calls...

Phyllis: What is it? Need help during Thanksgiving with cooking your turkey?

Sandy: I just want the recipe for cranberry-

Phyllis: Well try not screwing up everyone's day and make popcorn on a tuesday night next week, I mean who are you kidding San? It's a BIG DAY!?!

Sandy: Oh yeah, I hear ya Phyll, but if I just-

Phyllis: Aw shit I forgot the French's fried onions for my goddamn casserole-

Sandy: Oh lord, ah-

Phyllis: Love ya San, but if ya have a question just go onto YouTube and watch that video of the guy wrapping up the cat in Christmas paper, it'll calm ya down.

Sandy: Oh well-

Phyllis: IT'S HILARIOUS

Sandy: Well for heaven's cake I'm going to go ahead and do that and while I'm online I'll

Phyllis: Google the cranberry sauce! (CLICK)

Sandy: Ok thanks Phyll. Ya there? Oh sweet potato pie a la mode... (quietly)... Happy Thanksgiving.

Episode 6: Nat

Episode 5: Kendall

A fan pic from Alison! Look at that gorgeous Pillow Pet! Lucky duck!

Episode 4: LaLa Lopez

I fouuuuuuund it!!! I gooooooooot it!!!

Episode 3: Phyllis